Saturday, August 25, 2012

Self-Defense For Men and Women

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  • Self-Defense For Women Against Men







    Self-Defense For Men Against Women





























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    Tuesday, August 21, 2012

    The Power Of Moustache

    By: Admin On: 9:53 AM
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  • Imagine if these guys doesn't have their Mustache? Mustache gives a guy more tough looks and masculine though gay people have mustache too.  Famous Man like Che Guevara was known for his Mustache, without his mustache he looks like some common rebel.


    Check the guys With and Without their Mustache








    Anyway with mustache it gives more define character, remember Jose Rizal has mustache making him Macho-Gwapito (sexy good looking guy), now wonder she collected a lot of girl friends around the world.

    Jose Rizal Mustache, at its best since 1800's





    Chuck Norris Mustache has never been explored by man






    Weird Mustache that you don't want to have



    The Octopus 




    Mr. Garfield




    The Onion Ring / The Spring 




    The Dress Hanger





    The Hair Mustache





    The Snail



    The 'We Hate Our Mustache'


    Monday, August 20, 2012

    The Expendables - Tagalog Version

    By: Admin On: 4:32 AM
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  • The Expendaballs 


    Meet the guys who have the Balls and Expanding...??? 
    See them in one big film, full of action and ... breath taking bed action..
    Vesoza, Velayo , Cofiado, Jestoni, Dizon, Manalo Pacible, Ibarra, Kho, Estregan and Baldemor






    Friday, August 17, 2012

    Filipino Saying: Throwing a Bread against Stone

    By: Admin On: 10:14 AM
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  • There's an Old Saying in Filipino that 'If someone throw a stone at you, you should throw back a bread'. It means if someone being rude at you, you should be more kind in return. Not fair though, that's why a lot of bastard overdone and abused this word, they taking an advantage out of it.

    Here are some Famous Words like it:


    When someone throw a stone at you, throw him with Flowers so it will be SWEET
    but include the pot so there will be an IMPACT




    When someone throw a Rock at you, throw him with Rock too...
    be practical, Bread is expensive nowadays




    When someone throw a Rock at you, say Thanks with gratitude...
    Stone is expensive if you may not know...
















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    Kinds of Photogenic

    By: Admin On: 8:47 AM
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  • When somebody tell you... you're a photogenic. Well you should think the other meaning, it's probably you don't look good in person compare to photo. In most pageant, the contestant who win the Photogenic are usually doesn't look good but has an impact on TV.

    Here are some known genic-looks in Pinoy world:



    TeleGenic - Most celebrities are like this they look good on TV but not in person






    Cardiogenic if you're shockingly ugly





    NegativeGenic - if you look good only on Negative Film






    Putagenic - if you doesn't look good neither on Photo and in Person







    TalikodGenic - if you have amazing beautiful back but souring face






    SM Parking Lot Modus Operandi

    By: Admin On: 7:49 AM
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  • Please be aware of the latest scam at SM Parking Lots


    A lot of guys are curious with this Warning... now their question is on where SM Branch does this happen? at least they can be alarmed and aware where to get more careful.













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    Wednesday, August 15, 2012

    Big Fat Barney Vs MMDA Enforcer

    By: Admin On: 7:54 AM
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  • This is currently trending in all social network and they guy (we don't want to ruin his image anymore...) is superb accidentally famous. He out ranked all Celebrities or Politician from popularity, unfortunately, for sure no one want to be in his shoes right  now.


    A lot people created a fake accounts to put him in hell of shame. They're hilarious though, thinking if  he is your brother you will surely abandon him and rather to get a Pig to replace him.  So guys, if you know Barney or Mr.Piggy and you think you have a photo with him, immediately delete it or unfriend him because those Angry Mobs will use your photo and make shit out of it.





    Claudine Barreto hated the News... 
    no one can replace her with this kind of barbaric scandal






    T3 Exclusive Fotage







    What's Barney's similarity with Mike Arroyo and Renato Corona?







    in the end of the day after the heat... we are all human..
    Then let's all just sing ... Why Can't we be Friends... :)

















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