Showing posts with label News. Show all posts
Showing posts with label News. Show all posts

Thursday, December 13, 2012

China's preparation for DoomsDay, their version of Dragon Ball Z space capsule

By: Admin On: 10:05 AM
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  • Remeber this DragonBall Z capsule which Vegeta's used to travel through space?





    As people across the globe tremble in anticipation of next week's supposed Mayan-predicted apocalypse, one Chinese villager says he may have just what humanity needs: tsunami-proof survival pods.
    Camouflage-clad former farmer and furniture maker Liu Qiyuan, 45, inspected his latest creation, a sphere several metres tall he calls "Noah's Ark", designed to withstand towering tsunamis and devastating earthquakes.
    "The pod won't have any problems even if there are 1,000-metre-high waves... it's like a ping pong ball, its skin may be thin, but it can withstand a lot of pressure," he told AFP at his workshop in Qiantun, an hour from Beijing.





    Liu's seven completed or under-construction pods, made using a fibreglass casing over a steel frame, have cost him 300,000 yuan ($48,000) each, he says, and are equipped with oxygen tanks, food and water supplies.
    They also come with seat belts, essential for staying safe in storms, Liu said, strapping himself into position before his assistants shook the sphere vigorously from outside.



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    Tuesday, November 13, 2012

    Pinoy News - Tabloid

    By: Admin On: 2:15 AM
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  • Pornography cause Blindness






    Got Murdered because his Handsome






    Door to Hell ... finally found





    Farting is effective for reducing High Blood 





















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    Friday, August 17, 2012

    SM Parking Lot Modus Operandi

    By: Admin On: 7:49 AM
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  • Please be aware of the latest scam at SM Parking Lots


    A lot of guys are curious with this Warning... now their question is on where SM Branch does this happen? at least they can be alarmed and aware where to get more careful.













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    Wednesday, August 15, 2012

    Big Fat Barney Vs MMDA Enforcer

    By: Admin On: 7:54 AM
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  • This is currently trending in all social network and they guy (we don't want to ruin his image anymore...) is superb accidentally famous. He out ranked all Celebrities or Politician from popularity, unfortunately, for sure no one want to be in his shoes right  now.


    A lot people created a fake accounts to put him in hell of shame. They're hilarious though, thinking if  he is your brother you will surely abandon him and rather to get a Pig to replace him.  So guys, if you know Barney or Mr.Piggy and you think you have a photo with him, immediately delete it or unfriend him because those Angry Mobs will use your photo and make shit out of it.





    Claudine Barreto hated the News... 
    no one can replace her with this kind of barbaric scandal






    T3 Exclusive Fotage







    What's Barney's similarity with Mike Arroyo and Renato Corona?







    in the end of the day after the heat... we are all human..
    Then let's all just sing ... Why Can't we be Friends... :)

















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    Monday, July 23, 2012

    Breaking News; Nawawalang 4 na Isda (Lost 4 Fish still on search )

    By: Admin On: 12:21 PM
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  • A very disturbing News we've seen today, damn this will make you worry after seeing it.
    I want to know the updates if they have seen it these 4 lost fish. 

    TV Patrol Breaking News .. 





    This must be related to a clown fish lost after reaching a ship... 





    Finally the 4 fishes found thanks to Bogart the Explorer .


    Saturday, May 19, 2012

    Breaking News Animals Edition

    By: Admin On: 1:43 AM
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  • Some news about your favorite pet around the globe...



    Cat saves the day




    Giant Dog strikes a victim again





    MIB lost dog found




    Mutated Pepsi Cat found




    Research shows... 1 out of 11 kittens has insomnia




    Captured on the spot.. the cereal killer cat



    Heat Wave melted the Dog




    Captured exclusive... Ducks vs Car




    The beast are coming...




    Ginger Bread Masacre






    Green House Bus will be out soon





    Shark saved a Swimmer




    Lost Polar Bear found hanging out with his homies





    Swine Flu Vaccine side effects






    Still Exclusive... slowest escape ever




    Elephant Car Washing hits the econonmy





    A Cat on the loose cause disaster in a Soccer Game






    Justin Bieber loves cat but not them





    Breaking News Movie Edition

    By: Admin On: 1:08 AM
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  • Bigfoot Sightings





    Frudo sees first Boobs




    Lord of the rings bad hair day
     


    Harry Potter Vs Twilights




    Min in Black in Willy's Wonka Factory




    Men In Black lost dog found






    Spongebob and Patrick Star Fish found something great





    Johnny Depp tired to be awesome






    Hungover boys found with the lost tiger








    Beauty and the Beast new Movie


    Wednesday, May 16, 2012

    China and Philippines Dispute on Scarborough Shoal

    By: Admin On: 10:37 AM
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  • Who want's to confront the big boy? no one, there's nothing you can do but to stay diplomat and let them bullying you until they give up and go away. 


    even you use your Grade-school ruler you can tell 
    who has the right for the island... "common sense" indeed




    While China's Huge vessel sailing around the dispute island..
    the Philippines put their small flag in the small parts near the boundary..
    the flag might also claim by China



    In the other end, the Chinese Military are guarding what they claimed they own




    China created their own imaginary boundaries with their 
    new self-invented Great Wall of China...



    Wait when your kids talking Chinese and singing oriental... 
    with their Imaginary Map .. they will own the whole world



    even all ASEAN unite... no one can match the Big Red Shark in Asia



    its hopeless... even your rally at the front of their Embassy, they won't care...
    because they owned those banners and slogans.. its all Made in China









    Other China Claims


    they claim Jessica Sanchez 



    .. even Konoha the peaceful villa of  Naruto 




    other than Scarborough and Sparty... there's Diayutai..