Don't let your Chldren watch this and get nightmares.
Hi Kids... do you want Burger Patty's?
Don't tell your Mum that I'll give you..
Harharharhar!!
Titanic Scene
Tuesday, July 31, 2012
Monday, July 30, 2012
The Avengers in London Olympics
The Team USA sent their ultimate team to compete on London Olympics. This will be a sure golds for them not even 1Million China's athletes will much them. Russia will reincarnate Red Skull or maybe Omega Red to get reinforcement. It will be world awaited game for sure.
Welcome to The Avengers in London Olympics
Who will compete the Game?
Agent Goulson in Pistol Shooting, he's a good sacrifice to boost the morale of the team
Black widow in Gymnastic, the event that all guys will attend
Captain America in Discus Throw, but his armor always return.. can he win?
Hawkeye in Archery, he's already competing here so this is not new at all
Hulk in Greco-Roman Wrestling, no one dares to compete with the Hulk unless he want to die with broken limbs
Thor will compete in Hammer Throwing.. its sounds unfair because his hammer can fly as long as he want
and the ... Ironman will not compete but will sponsor...
who needs Gold Medals if you have a lot of them
... Loki doesn't want to left alone.. will be competing to in Pole Vaulting.. why?...
I don't know .. maybe he find it sexy.
some other suggestion....
[The Images courtesy to the Owner and Artist of the drawing]
Sunday, July 29, 2012
In Jobs People Below see only AssHoles above
In your Organizational Charts show how many assholes you'll be seeing. If you're in the Lower level it means you have to deal more assHoles. But if you're in the Peak, you have more shit heads to face with.
When Top Level Guys look down, they see only Shitheads...
When Bottom Level Guys look up, they see only assholes
Batman and Robin (Pinoy Version)
Due to public demands... Philippines will do a remake of Dark Knight from Christopher Nolan directorial. To attract more Pinoy viewers specially the people in Mindanao, they'll be teaming him up with Binoy, the Muslims favorite action Hero. They're also thinking getting Bong Revilla for Alyas Paniki but the Title doesn't sounds good, Batman and Alyas Paniki.
Another title will be ... Ang Utol kong Paniki (sequel of 'Ang Utol kong Hudlom')
Friday, July 27, 2012
Common Pinoy Words Mistakes
These words that only Pinoy will understand, if you're not Pinoy it will surely confuse you.
1) Pabili ngang Colgate, yung Close Up?
Colgate is a famous brand in Philippines since the time it was introduced, so many elders specially those are in Villages they called tooth paste as Colgate because they have got used to it.
2) Sarado mo yung Pinoy! Lalabas yung Aircon..
Literally it doesn't mean the Aircon will walk outside the room. It means the cool breeze will go out.
3) Yaya salubungin mo yung Bus ni Junior
If you have an idiot Maid, she will die for sure. It means get out then catch the Bus that's coming. Salubungin is same like 'to catch up' so its the same in English if you take it literally.
4) Anak tumabi ka sa daan ah?
It's a shortcut means get yourself away in the drive way. If you say this sentence in different tone the meaning will be different as well.
5) Tinuka ako ng Ahas?
A snake can bit you because it doesn't have beak. In Tagalog Bit and Bite are the same.
6) May Tonsil ako?
It's a shortcut of Tonsilities... its hard to say a long word because specially if you having problem of speaking so they shortcut it.
7) Lowbat na ako!
It's referring about his Phone, again its a shortcut.. instead of saying.. My Phone is Lowbat, they remove the other words to make it cute
8) Tulog ka na?
Its an idiot question but again its one way to show sweet words instead saying a formal word like 'Matutulog ka na ba?' which is too long to say
9) Pagbilan ng Payless yung Lucky Me!?
Payless was famous instant-noodles in old times like in 70's. Due to its popularity, people called it Payless instead of saying long word like instant-noodles.
10) Pwedeng Magtanong?
It's the same in English, its sounds stupid if you ask a question for another question.
Thursday, July 26, 2012
How To Test Stupidity?
This is tricky... well if you try it you'll know
Smart Person do a lot of Stupid Things..
sometimes we call them Presidents
Twitter went Down because of Twilights Stars Split Up
Twitter went down.
Twilights fans are you happy now?
then they Broke Up... so Jacob will get his shot now?
Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Funny iPhone 5 New Features
For all Appletards that waiting patiently for the release of their beloved iPhone5.. here is some glimpse ...
Paper and Hologram keyboard.. oh yeah.. in your dream
Invisible Casing... Apple are not liable for your phone lost
no Wifi, no 3g, no 4g but the New Tin Can with String Technology
the only problem with this ... you can't send text message
Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Monday, July 23, 2012
Breaking News; Nawawalang 4 na Isda (Lost 4 Fish still on search )
A very disturbing News we've seen today, damn this will make you worry after seeing it.
I want to know the updates if they have seen it these 4 lost fish.
TV Patrol Breaking News ..
This must be related to a clown fish lost after reaching a ship...
Finally the 4 fishes found thanks to Bogart the Explorer .
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Man of Steel the Movie
Superman new movie poster is out it will be released in 2013. The last movie was a flop so maybe this time around it will be something new... maybe?
Anyway the costume is look like a cross stitch by your grandma... or maybe a fancy table cloth.
Now The Amazing Spiderman is not for his horrible costume, good thing Superman will join for worst costume parade.
official release of Man of Steel Poster
Thursday, July 19, 2012
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