Piolo And KC Jokes

Here is the BIG news in the Showbiz today, KC talked  about her failed relationship with Piolo who is a famous hunk actor. It's funny she can't said it straight and how she avoid to say directly that the is GAY... maybe that's modest way to tell to the public that your BF is no oh good man.



Piolo: Ganda ng lips mo...
KC: Talga? .. thank you!
Piolo : ano brand ng lipstick mo? tingin mo bagay kaya sa kin yan?

Any man that he's in the right of his thinking should get what KC said.... its a straight forward that she want to Shout O' Loud.... He's GAY,.. damn it!

"Pagdating ng eighth chance, parang na-realize ko, hindi lahat ng problema, nadadaan sa kilig. Hindi lahat ng problema nadadaan sa tawa, hindi lahat nadadaan sa kilig. Kasi ang galing-galing niyang magpakilig" ~ KC

For the latest happening in this Drama, Piolo finally answered the public...

“Ang hinihingi ko na lang ay pag-iintindi sa mga tao. Hindi madali ang proseso. Hindi rin madali yung maraming nakaabang, maraming naghihintay at maraming nakikialam. Ang sa akin, hayaan na lang muna kami, especially si Kristina. It's not easy,” ~ Piolo

#MORE JOKES........






Si Daddy Kasi...

Piolo : break na tayo.... di ko na kaya to..

KC : Bakit? ano problema?

Piolo : Daddy mo kc eh..

KC : Bakit sya ang problem? gusto k nman ng Daddy ko ah..

Piolo : Yung nga ang problema... Gusto ko rin sya..






Ang Tunay na Lalaki


1 . Kapag tumatawag sa Phone ang Tunay na lalaki

Lalaki : Hi Babe, nanjan ba Daddy mo?
Babe : Wala eh.. bkit?
Lalaki : sige maghanda ka na.. pupunta ako jan

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Piolo : Hi Babe, nanjan ba Daddy mo?
KC : Wala eh.. bkit?
Piolo : sige mamya na lang.. call me kapag nanjan na sya



2 . Ang unang tinitingnan ng Tunay na Lalaki

Lalaki : Wow.. ganda suot mo.. kita cleavage ...
Babe : hihi.. ano ba.. bra lang yan..
Lalaki : kakagigil eh...

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Piolo : Wow.... ganda ng shoes mo.. ikot ka nga...
KC : huh? di nga?
Piolo : hulaan ko brand nyan?




3 . Ang reaction ng Tunay na Lalaki kapag kamukha ng GF nya ang Daddy nya

Lalaki : Alam mo babe.. Kakatakot ka minsan...
Babe : bakit naman...?
Lalaki : kamukha mo kasi Daddy mo.. naalala ko minsan

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Piolo : Alam mo babe.. kinikilig ako minsan sa itsura mo..
KC : talaga...  (kilig)
Piolo : kamukha mo kasi Daddy mo eh

4 . Ang reaction ng Tunay na Lalaki kapag mini-meet ang Daddy ng GF nya

Lalaki : Hi Tito.. kamusta po kayo?
Daddy : San kayo pupunta mamya ng Anak ko?
Lalaki : ah eh..... hhhmmmmm...... (di makatingin)

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Piolo : Hi Daddy... how are you?
Daddy : San kayo pupunta mamya ng Anak ko?
Piolo :  Sa Theater bumili na ako ng ticket for 3.. sama kayo ah.. (kilig)

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Stop and hates and fill this world with love. Hates won't give anything good, lets be gay and kiss each one another.... (ewwww!) 

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Jollibee And Ronald McDonald - The Love Team

This is a beautiful story about two rival food chain then later became a love team then a couple.

they were friends, then best friends then closer and closer

and closer....

until they fell in love and cupids shoot their hearts...

Now... this is the result of their love....

Mcdobee... the freaky clown bee .. waaaaahhhhh!!!!!

Kiddie Facts from Jollibee and McDonald's

"Di lahat ng Bubuyog ay kasya sa ilong nyo!"

"Di lahat ng Bubuyog ay nakakalipad!"

"Di lahat ng nag ma-make-up ay Bading!"

"Di lahat ng kuloy ay Salot!"

Jollibee Vs Ronald McDonald - Round 2

And now for 2nd Round... in the left corner in red-yellow attire, Jollibee - 'The BEE'

and in the other right corner in yellow-red attire, Ronald McDonald - 'The Clown'.....

so lets get start RUMBBBBLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Jollibee for the high kick... Mcdo can't barely take that 

 And another punch form The Bee... ooohhh bloods are starting to come out

from the Clown face... its funny though

The Bee is grappling him.. I think the clown will surrender now... 

and the Winner for the 2nd Round match up....

still the  undisputed champion... "The Bee"

see you next time for the next fight.... will Mcdo revenge for the lost..

or The Bee will eat him up alive...

to be continued....

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Pinoy Henyo Joke

 / - Answer == AKO- /

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De Lima : Hinde

GMA: Hayop?

De Lima : Oo

GMA: Maliit?

De Lima : Oo

GMA : Sa Pilipinas?

De Lima : Oo

GMA: Pwede sa ibang bansa?

De Lima : Hahahaa.. Hinde!!!

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