Finding Nemo Alternate Ending

This is the movie best alternate ending....

Ayaw ko ng Wowowee

Cute child scaring her mom to death...

Me too I hate Willieeeeeee....

Kobe Bryant's Secret Offense

Manny Villar at Isang Tanong

The 2010 Presidential s

Do u have a Girlfriend? (for Job Interview)

Do u have a Girlfriend? [Interview]

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?

C: I have.

E: Is he working Locally?

C: No. He is working Overseas.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !

C: Why?

E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't

want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.

Story II

E: Any girl friends?

C: No.

E: So far chased any before?

C: Have, but not successful.

E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?

C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal

issue.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.

C: Why?

E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!

Story III

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?

C: Not quite.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.

C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?

E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is

dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.

Story IV

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is she pretty?

C: yes

E: Is she your first lover?

C: Yes.

E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.

Story V

E: Any girlfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is she your first lover?

C: No. Have a few already.

E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job

hoper lah!)

Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is he rich?

C: No.

E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing

with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?

C: Yes.

E: Is he rich ?

C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.

E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to

employ you, neither do we!

C: But,...... there is no position in his company.

E: Then,..... what is your qualification?

C: Secretary!

E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect

your managers' working spirits.

C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.

E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

FarmVille Ondoy Victim

Ondoy is really a monster, even the peaceful world of FarmVille has been devastated by his wrath.

HIgh-Musical At Their Last Season

Class Assignment

This is somehow true , now you know what your professor thinking when you passed your homework. Its so darn unfair on how they grades your assignments , sometimes the original one always gotten the low grades. So the lesson here, just copy someother work anyway.

After reading this, where are you from those numbers?

Ifugao Weather Man

This is the advance way how Ifugao's predict if there's any storm to come.

They can also add you to their facebook for more updates.

Facebooks Tricks

One way if your bored waiting for wall news-feed on your Facebook, try this and amazer yourself. Nothing fascinating though will relieve your boredom for a while.

Evolution Of Man

From ape , cave-man and then a pig. Is it nice how Man's evolved.

Stop Overusing the Chicken Gravy

"Please don't make the gravy as soup as for your toppings"

For some Pinoy they used chicken-gravy as the main dish for their meal and not the chicken. KFC chicken meals in the Philippines are always coming with rice with flooding gravy

and this is how people loves it. Just for one slice of chicken and everything will no be good without flooding gravy toppings in their rice. Unfortunately this fast-food are pretty piss-off for their not earning much from this extra cheap orders.